The three little wolfs and the big bad pig Once upon a time there were three little wolfs went out to make there homes. The 1st little wolf made his house out of straw, then the big bad boar came and said “me come revenge” the wolf did not know what that meant but he knew Mr. Piggy wanted revenge, maybe because wolfs ate a little too many pigs. But before he can do something the boar started to charge at the straw house, but then the pig said “I’m suppose to blow your house down not the other way around!. Right?” Since the boar was not so smart he got in the straw house and the wolf got out then started to blow himself sky high. (Some-how?) (Then some voice (most likely the wolf’s) said “!@#$%^&*()” and the pig ignored it.) And left the house unharmed the very next day the 2nd and 3rd wolves finished their houses, when the boar came, after spending the night at the straw house slammed the door of the straw house then the house gave-away. Then the big fat boar went to the 2nd little wolf and the pig tried to take the wood house down by ramming in to it but it will not give away. Then the wolf stuck his head out of the chimney then the pig got on the roof and because the boar was SOOO FAT!!! The wooden house collapsed like a pile of matchsticks. And for some-reason the wolf flew out of the smoke pipe. Later that day the pig went to the 3rd little wolf’s brick house and the wolf was not home, but the boar did not know the house was unoccupied so he tried slamming in to it. But it didn’t misshapen. Then he put TNT on it but because he was dumb he didn’t light it. That night the little wolf came home and didn’t see the pig, and then two shooting stars came that was actually the other 2 little wolfs on fire after they fell from space and then they crashed into the TNT covered brick house then blew it up. The next morning the house was gone and there were 3 bite sized dead wolves in the place were the house was. And the pig ate the wolves. After the big fat boar ate the little wolves on a cliff a rock smashed into the boar’s skull, killing him and a wolf came and ate the big bad pig and became the big bad wolf. THE END