Once upon a time there was a ratbird that lived in China ,inside a garbage can. The Ratbird's name was Albert. And if you talked to him Albert would only say, "squeakle, squeakle, squee." So Albert had a problem and his problem was that after all that food he ate he got fat and it was hard for me to fly. Albert's favorite foods are sushi, cheeseburgers, fish, garbage and all kinds of food. I think Albert should go on a diet. And I think he won't agree but it's the only way. Another choice is to exercise by flying. Everyday Albert exercises and eats new diet. Now he solved his problem and now he can fly.
By Aaron
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Growing up
Growing Up
A very young mother was taking her one year old for a walk to the park in late summer. The mother took Steve out of the Stroller to get out some snacks, but as she was looking Steve started to crawl away. Steve crawled through mud. Some homeless couple went to Steve and took him to their box-house. The homeless couple decided to raise the child Steve because they would never have the chance to have their own child to love and take care of. They worked hard to find food and a soft place for Steve to sleep and sang songs also. After a year past they were trying to teach Steve to walk and run and also talk! They were very happy to take care of Steve & they got a couple of cents a day from sitting on the streets in downtown. They spent the little amount of money on cheap foods and cheap clothes from the dollar store. As Steve got to age four many other homeless where trying to steal little amounts of food from them. They deiced that it has gotten to violent for them to live, so they started to walk very far from there to find a nice a safe home and also stopped at some places to sleep along the way. Through all the amazing events that have happened in Steve's life, he always thought that those homeless people were his parents all along. The people who was raising Steve wanted to tell him that they weren’t his parents but that they found him in the park all dirty, when Steve turns 19 they will tell him and not so early because if Steve finds out to early he could run away and get lost or harmed. Every single day they were walking farther and farther to find a nice place to stay or even find a house to share with for free! As they were walking they saw a poster that said “Giving away two free rooms with no cost at all! Address: 4435 Dingiest ave.” As soon as they saw that they walked even farther to find that house address. Three days past and they finally found it. They ran up the door with great excitement and rang the door bell. They waited a couple of minutes and no answer. They deiced to leave and live their old life again because they thought someone has already gotten there before them. But as they went for the stairs the door opened up and a young man opened up and asked “Hey! Are you guys here for the free room?” The homeless couple looked at each other and said yes with big smile. The young man brought them into the house and asked them if they were hungry or if they wanted something to drink. “Sure” Said the couple. A couple minutes later he brought them up stairs and showed them to their room. One room was quite small and the second room was a little bit bigger. The owner of the house fed them food and gave them blankets. The couple and Steve were very happy of where they are living. Six days past and the owner of the house came to them and told them they had to pay $950 now to keep the rooms for 3 more months. The homeless couple looked at each other in shock. They told the man that he didn’t mention that they had to pay $950! “It said clearly on the Ad in small print at the bottom that it’s only free for a week” He added. Steve and the homeless couple started to walk to the door until the man blurted out “Unless! You would do some house work and jobs around here...” The couple took a few minutes to talk about it to each other. All they said was “Its ok, we already have a lot of stress in our life and we will just continue walking out on the streets.” Many years past and Steve is now 16. He always was thinking about getting to visit other countries before he dies from health problems or if he starves. Finally one day Steve got tired of waiting so he announced “I’m getting a Job!” “But why?” Asked the homeless couple. “I’ve always wanted to visit another country!” A couple weeks later from searching the news paper for a cheap cashier job finally paid off. He now works in a dollar store as a helper. He gets about $5.00 a month. Steve now is 19 and the homeless couple was 89 and was very scared to tell Steve about the news. Right when the couple was just about to announce the news to Steve, he just blurted out “I GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO THE PHILIPPINES!” The homeless couple both had a smile on their face. They deiced to tell him at the airport. They took a bus and when they arrived they were just about to tell Steve until a random woman walked up to Steve and said “Um, S-Steve Jod?” I said in a soft voice “How’d you know my name?” The Woman said “I’m Bethany Jod. You’re Mother.” I said in a clear voice “That’s impossible, you’re just trying to kidnap me and you have no proof.” The woman had a smile on her face and said “Pull up your sleeve and you will see my name in small letters. I put it there a month after you were born.” Steve looked very surprised “Wow! You really are my mother, but then who are you?” *Pointing at homeless couple* “We were going to tell you that we are not your real parents but that we found you in a park all mudding and I thought that your parents just let you go so we deiced to raise you or we would never get to raise a child in our life.” “Mom can we bring them home with us?” Asked Steve. “Sure because without them you would be dead by now!” A week later we have found horrible news. The homeless couple had passed away. We went to their funeral and watched them get buried. I continued to live my normal life until the next week I found a note on my fridge saying “I had many fun times with you Steve and hope that you will live long and prosper – The people who raised you”
The End.
The three little wolfs and the big bad pig Once upon a time there were three little wolfs went out to make there homes. The 1st little wolf made his house out of straw, then the big bad boar came and said “me come revenge” the wolf did not know what that meant but he knew Mr. Piggy wanted revenge, maybe because wolfs ate a little too many pigs. But before he can do something the boar started to charge at the straw house, but then the pig said “I’m suppose to blow your house down not the other way around!. Right?” Since the boar was not so smart he got in the straw house and the wolf got out then started to blow himself sky high. (Some-how?) (Then some voice (most likely the wolf’s) said “!@#$%^&*()” and the pig ignored it.) And left the house unharmed the very next day the 2nd and 3rd wolves finished their houses, when the boar came, after spending the night at the straw house slammed the door of the straw house then the house gave-away. Then the big fat boar went to the 2nd little wolf and the pig tried to take the wood house down by ramming in to it but it will not give away. Then the wolf stuck his head out of the chimney then the pig got on the roof and because the boar was SOOO FAT!!! The wooden house collapsed like a pile of matchsticks. And for some-reason the wolf flew out of the smoke pipe. Later that day the pig went to the 3rd little wolf’s brick house and the wolf was not home, but the boar did not know the house was unoccupied so he tried slamming in to it. But it didn’t misshapen. Then he put TNT on it but because he was dumb he didn’t light it. That night the little wolf came home and didn’t see the pig, and then two shooting stars came that was actually the other 2 little wolfs on fire after they fell from space and then they crashed into the TNT covered brick house then blew it up. The next morning the house was gone and there were 3 bite sized dead wolves in the place were the house was. And the pig ate the wolves. After the big fat boar ate the little wolves on a cliff a rock smashed into the boar’s skull, killing him and a wolf came and ate the big bad pig and became the big bad wolf. THE END
friendship
One day on the weekend Alex was sitting at home bored out of his mind. Then Karl came over to Alex’s house and said, “Let’s play today.” Alex said, “Ok! I’m so glad you came by.” “Come on, let’s go play soccer outside,” said Karl. They played soccer at the school field all day. Then Alex pushed Karl over by accident. Karl got so mad that his face went all red. He pushed Alex down to the ground. Then Alex walked away angry. The next day Alex was bored again. He was thinking if only he hadn’t pushed Karl over by accident Karl wouldn’t be mad at him. Alex watched T.V. and wished that Karl would come back over. Karl never showed up. That night Alex thought about what he should he do to get back his friendship with Karl. He made a plan. The next day Alex went to school and he looked for Karl. He found Karl and said, “I am sorry for pushing you. I really want to be friends again.” “That’s ok I am sorry too for pushing you back,” said Karl. “Let’s be friends.” Alex and Karl hugged and they ran off to play. By Alexander T Scott Ryan`
Alaska( True Story about cousins )
It was 1995. In Alaska there lived a father with 2 children. 6 months ago there mother died so they had no choice but to move to Alaska from Chicago. One morning in early June Jessie was waiting for Jake to come out for breakfast. She was getting annoyed. " Dad! when is Jake gonna come out for breakfast. " As soon as he's ready sweetie" answered her dad patiently. Just when Jessie could not wait any longer Jake came out for breakfast. "Finally!" said Jessie. "How long do you have to put your pants on"? she said. "About half an hour" answered Jake with a shepesh smile. Straight after breakfast they left for school. They met there friend Anton and walked on to school together. "You look a little annoyed, what happened"? asked Anton. "Jake took half and hour to put his pants on" answered Jessie. "Lets think about our plans" said Jake. Just as they came home from school and had lunch it started to rain. "O Jake!" said Jessie. "What do we do"? "Well we can always go to our rooms." Jessie went up to her room and fell fast asleep. Jake fished out a deck of cards and went to Jessie's room. They spent the rest of there evening playing cards. The next morning they woke up th sunshine and it didn't rain. They spent there day sea kayaking and eating ice cream. P.S This is a true story! Believe me.
My new bed
At Christmas, My dad bought me a new bed. My bed is big, it can sleep two people. It is white, I feel good in the morning, when I go to school. On Christmas, morning I was happy because I saw my new bed. My old bed was uncomfortable and small. It was small and dirty, the new bed is big and beautiful. My dad, “This is your Christmas gift, a new bed.”
CLONES
It was the year 2022, my first day at the cloning site. It was the end of the day and the cloning site was about to close. Then a weird figure came in the cloning site and pushed me into one of the cloning devices. He set the plug from good to evil. That was how I got my evil clone. He said “I will go back in time to kill you.” Then he ran away. The security guards had caught the weird figure and showed him to me. He looked just like me. The first thing that came to mind was the evil clone, but somehow like if he was reading my mind. He said “I am you evil clone’s evil clone I killed the robber.” I finally realized that everything stopped moving. After that he disappeared into thin air and left. I blacked out after thing stared to move again. The police told me the “clone” just disappeared.
TEN YEARS AGO.
Great! We’re moving. Again! We have been moving 20 times a year for the last 5 years. I just hope that we don’t move again. I hate it when I’m the “new kid in town”. The last place we lived at was Los Angles, California. We actually lived there long enough for me to make more than 20 friends. My best friend there was a guy named Kevin but some of the girls call him Steve I have no I idea why. Girls. So when I left there were some sad moments that weren’t needed. On my first day at school the bullies came as always. The one in the middle was the “leader” of the bullies and he was skinnier then the rest of the bullies. Beside him was 2 every overweight boys with chocolate smeared all over one of the boys face and the other one had pasta sauce smeared on his face. The skinny one said “New boy eh? Guess we’ll be having some fun eh boys?” Then somebody came over and said “Quit it Jordon!” It sounded like a girl. Then Jordon said “okay” and then stop talking and looked like he was lost for words and started drooling. I turned around and thought I was seeing an angel I almost started drooling myself but I stopped myself as quick as possible. The boys in the back looked like they just saw Candy Mountain. She left right after Jordon started drooling guess that must happen daily. I snuck away while they where still daydreaming. I found this guy and he said “Hey I’m Jack. What is your name?” I replied “Umm… I’m Mike….” Then I ask him about the girl he said that her name was Samantha and almost every boy in this school likes her. For two months me and Jack have been friends. Then on a Saturday afternoon my mom told me to go with her to greet the new neighbor five houses away. When I rang the door bell a familiar person opened the door, Kevin! I stayed over at his house for the afternoon. He told me what happened after I left him.
TWO MONTHS LATER “For months now I been seeing things” I tell my friends Kevin and Jack “like a person that is in my bedroom looking at my things. Something isn’t right.” “Yup something doesn’t sound right, all right.” Kevin said. “Want to get a drink at the gas station over there and chill out?” “Sure.” They said. We went to the gas station and brought some drinks and walked back to the park we were just at. We sat down at a bench and six strange black-dressed unknown figures started to walk around and before I knew it we were tackled down by the strange figures and tied down to the bench. One of the strange figures asked me for my name I didn’t tell him anything and after fifteen minutes a bright white light shined in the middle of the park and five other strange figures came out of the light. Then one in the middle looked just like the other ones dressed in black. He said “Clones! Surrender or die!” one of the black one yelled “Never in your lives!” Then they started to take out laser guns and shot at each other. One of the white people took out a blade that cut off a clone’s head and came to us. He cut the ropes that tied us to the bench. He gave me the laser gun he had and told me to shoot at the people in the black. I missed a lot of times and hit trees and things like that. After a while I got use to the laser gun and actually hit one of the clones and they swore really loudly. The guy with the blade thing cut off some more clone heads and they blasted the rest of the clones. I asked then who are they and he said they were the last of the evil clone army he tried to kill me. I asked him why and he said that he was the future me. I said “so the clones are your evil clones?” “Yes but someone else made it on purpose.” He answered. “What do you mean?” I asked he told me how the person who got killed came in and pushed him in the device and made it evil and how time stopped. “So I’m safe now?” I asked. “Yes.” He answered “good......” I said
THE END
Rocky
It was just last me and my friends went to the park with Bobs pet rock .His name is Rocky.We always go to the parkwith Rocky until one day Rocky fell down the hill and he started tumbling and tumbling.Down the hill he went goodbye rocky.So my friend Bob saw rocky tumbling down and this was a really steep hill.Bob decided to risk his life to save his pet rock so Bob started running down then he fell because he is so clumsy and he started tumbling amd tumbling .then he reached the bottom he accidently pushed an old lady and then she dies.Well Bob was lying there still passed out then the next day he woke up and didn't know anything.he didn't know his name what he did he didn't know anything.he still couldn't find rocky .Then he found a lump that looked like there was Rocky in the mud he raced down to the mud pile and he got his favourite shoes dirty.But he still could't find him.
Brave Beth
One Rainy day a girl named Beth, was running home from the Mall as fast as she could because she didn’t want the rain to mess up her hair, and get her makeup smeared. She was very far from home when all of a sudden she tripped on a rock. She got back up, but when I did I fell down. “Ahh, I think I twisted my leg!” It was 10:00 at night so no one was to be found. But Beth saw an old couple coming towards me, so I thought she would ask them for help. “Hey Gorge; I never knew the circus was in town.” Said the old woman, the old man responded. “I guess it's a run-away clown!” What were they talking about? Circus? Run-away clown? Suddenly I hit me! It’s my makeup!! “Umm…can you help me?” I said. “Help a clown? Well I’m sorry but we have never helped a clown!” I was so frustrated! “I’m not a CLOWN! My makeup just got smeared by the rain!!” “Hah! That joke was hilarious! Well we need to go. Bye now.” Hmm… what could I do? I was so far away from home; my home is probably an hour walk. I don't have any money or a cell phone…just bags full of clothes. I guess my only option is to walk it, or in my case limp it. Wait a second! I’m going to take a while to walk home! My parent might get worried! All of a sudden the police came speeding around the corner! A rusty red car stopped I front of me! I was stuck in a car chase!! “Get out of the car and place your hand on your head.” Uh-oh! The police slowly got out of the car with their guns pointing towards the man. The man quickly approached me, put his arm around my neck and pointed his gun strait to my brain. “I will shoot the girl if you try to do anything t me.” What do I do?!?! I thought. The police man said, “Anything you say or do will be you against you in court.” By now I was sweating like crazy! It started to rain more powerful, everything got blurry. I started to see people crowding around me. The man started to walk backwards still clinging to my neck with his arm. My leg was bursting in pain! He started to speed up. I couldn’t handle walking this fast my twisted leg. More police showed up, making a circle around him, and I. I tripped because I slipped in a puddle the man shot the gun! It hit a police man! I fell down but when I did I cracked my head. That's all I could remember because when I woke up I was lying on a hospital bed, with wires attached to me. I couldn’t speak because when I fell I hit a nerve in my brain that allows me to speak. Now I live writing everything out. Aurelle :0)
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