Ghost Town Restaurent(script)

Cupid: Bonjour!

Goring: Houdii!

Cupid: What do you make for lunch?

Goring: Delicious ghost lunches made by me!

Cupid: Do you have cheese?

Goring: What do you mean?

Cupid: Cheese! Do you have cows cheese!

Goring: O! We have Cheese from died cows!

Cupid: Do you have regular cheese?

Goring: No, But would you like to try some cheese from died cows?

Cupid: No Way! Okay do you have milk!

Goring: No. We only have sewer milk. Want some?

Cupid: No! Okay if you give me a good regular lunch, I'll pay you twice as much. Do you have regular lunches?

Goring: No.

Cupid: KICK! KICK! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Goring: WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Faint)
Written by Valentina

A Fact

1)You are reading this comment
2)You think that is a stupid fact
4)You didnt notice that I skipped 3
5)You're checking
6)You're smiling
7)You know that all you read is true
8)You think its pretty obvious
10)You didnt know I skipped 9
11)You are checking
12)You didnt notice that there are only 10 facts

- Kevin

Green is.....

green is the colour of calm
green is your broken palm

green is the blue ocean
green is an evil potion

green is the colour of my tee
green is its seams

green is the seaweed on the oceans ground
green is the grasses mound

green is someones eye
green is cool dye

green is a friend of blue
green is stomach ache poo

green is the eyes of Abby
green is a cool Tabby

green is an hawaian skirt
green is grass after dirt

green is wonderful grass
green is the gas you pass

green is a christmas tree
green is the colour I see

green is a wonderful thing
green is the song I sing

MY POEM

Nice
Uncanny
Rare
Languid
Accurate
Nocturnal

They Are My Chaos Space Marines

Chaos space marines
They came from the very bowels of hell
Created from the four dark gods and arrive from the warp
Khorne,Nurgle,Tzeentch and Slannesh
Trained to know that they can and will terminate and overcome all
They will fight to their very last breath
They...are...my...CHAOS SPACE MARINES!
And i stand alongside them and we fear nothing...for we...ARE FEAR INCARNATE!
Come my brothers we will tear them asunder!

Pumpkins

Pumpkins rolling down the street chasing after cars!
Pumpkins bieng chased by cars and never bieng caught!
Pumpkins sitting on the fence terrifiing you!
Pumpkins roaring, screaming, yelling..........BOO!!!!!!!!
Valentina

The Hunters in the City


Once upon a time there was a girl named Sarah. She lived with her mom named Tamara and her dad named Steve. They lived in California because of the people who killed her Grandma and Grandpa. They had 2 dogs from her Grandma. . Sarah had a best friend named Steve. Sarah and Steve was in the same class Mrs. Shamrock. Sarah, Steve, and Sally always mad fun of Mrs. Shamrock. Steve and Sally came to Sarahs house and her house was on fire and she mom and dad was died and she saved her pets and she was at the hospital and asking everyone where her mom and dad is and they were not a the hospital so she went to Steve’s house and they were talking about Sarah staying there so they asked his Mom and dad if she can stay there and they said’’ Yes, you can”. She they went to Steve’s room to make room for Sarah and her pets and then she gets a phone call and Sarah said’’ Who is that I never say this phone number before would it be my Aunt because she never calls me’’. Sarah picks up the phone and she couldn’t say hello because she heard’’ You must go to Fraser street and then go to Madder Street’’. Then they hung up. Steve said’’ Don't go there’’.So she did and she got another phone call and they said'' Are you there yet?'' Sarah said'' Yes, now what?''

By Emily Andersen

TO BE CONTINED........

Jack:what the heck!

Director:i can explain

Jack:EXPLAIN!!! How do you explain a cow in your dressing room!

Director: well donna told me i should do more work so i got this cow to make milk

Jack:donna get in here

Donna:kay whoa whats with the cow?

Jack:well lets let the director tell his story

Director:well i was born in new york and...

Jack:not that one you dimwit!About the cow.

Donna:




By Eric

cheese commercail

Bob:stop that! No Don't eat that now

George: But I'm hungry

Director: You guys on air

Bob: we are!? George get over here

George: Fine, But I get to eat later right

Director: sure ,why not

George:O.K. This is a commercail is for...uh.uh

Bob: Cheese

George:cheese

Bob: Cheese is very unhealthy

Director:Healthy Bob healthy

Bob: Healthy I guess

George:Commmercail over let's eat!!!! Come on Bob

Director:Get back here!!!!!!!!! Why did I hire these guys again, well I guess this is good bye


End
Or is it!!!!!!!!!!


Vittorio Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Test

This is a test post!

Mr. T

Terror in Metropolis

One sunny day in Metropolis everybody was just getting up,
nobody knew how exciting this Friday morning would be.
News rreporters were at the news station setting up about to tell Metropolis citizens how sunny and warm the day would be when suddenly everyone heard this loud BOOM!!!
There was a lot of commotion as a bandit came smashing through the glass
his face ripped and bleeding. He took out his pistol and ran through the news station shooting people, then he jumped out the window commiting suicide.
Years later nobody talked about the bandit anymore and were'nt excpecting his next return.
To be continued...

Do u h8 txting?

*cell phone txting*
Alissa: omg!! did u c that?

Samantha: ttyl g2g! and yea! lmao

*next day*

Alissa: i <3 high top sk8 shoes

Smantha: yea ikr?

Alissa: so...sup?

Smantha: ntm u?

Alissa: same

Samantha: lol n e ways wanna chill?

Alissa: cant. Soccer :(

Samantha k. g2g c u l8er

Alissa: Bye

Pumpkins!

Pumpkins are orange
Remind you of porridge

Pumpkins are small
Some tall

Pumpkins are found
Mostly on the ground

Pumpkins get moldy
Not till there oldy

~Aurelle \:')

Nester the Great

Nester layed down in a pile of clean clothes as he waited for Bryan to come home."Nester what are you doing there?" Bryan scooped up nester with a happy voice.Bryan raced up the stairs. He then took a left turn and down the hall. He slid his heavy backpack of his shoulder and on to the ground. He walked to the bed and layed nester down on the pillow. "Quess what? ". Bryan said in happy tone. "im doing a big project from Mr.Brunner and he said this project is 50% of are marks". "So he gave to everyone 3 red squares of fabric 2 elastic bands. Its due next monday so have 7 days to finish it"."What am i going to do with that?". I dont know . Nester thought.Im a stuff animal with the partner in crime, Giggles the gecko. Bryan then sat on the floor pulling of his socks of and tossing them into the white laudry hamper in the corner of his room. He then heard the thump of tiny foot prints coming closer to his room. then all the sudden .... Sunny came in wagging her tail with her pink tongue sticking out of her mouth. Dripping tiny drips of spit sliding down leaving spots of dark brown,wet spit on hid carpet. sunny is a shis tzu and a bunch of other mixes. Sunny then bolted into bryans lap tugging at the end of his jeans. the high score was at 3 days of goober, hole free pants. Bryan mom was'nt to pleased with that when she noticed torn pants and jeans coming back into the wash. Giggles the gecko was a crawling around iin his tank hopping to find some fresh food. hey go over into the pile of sticks their is some food there. Thanks, replied Giggles. If your wondering how a stuffed animal can talk to an alive animal its just part of this story you will have to find out yourself. "oh darn im la...." And before you know it Bryan was out of the room. A paper fell out of bryans backpack and into the air , Soft and slow it went down to the ground. Nester jumped of the bed and onto the floor. Nester heard the car starting , door slaming and the sound of the car in reverse. he then trotted over to the sheet of paper and took a look. On the crisp sheet stood 4 words. IDEAS FOR ART BROJECT. Nester nodded in knowing what that was. but what suprised him that it was blank! Hey nester. Giggles said. I have an idea.
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"Pass it!"Bryan yelled. he was playing soccer but his team was losing, 1/4 . The parents were doing there best to get us pumped but are team was Not pumped. Josh past it to Parker than finally to me. I kicked it in and out of legs and finally when i was ready i kicked it as hard as I could . it went soaring and woosh , right into the others teams net. The crowd of our team went wild! It was amazing how many people even some of the other teams cheerers cheered for them. The ref blew the whistled and are coach signaled to take 5. Everyone on my team patted me on the back on . Even Evan Motelen , he's not that nicest person.

To Be Continued......

Amanda Cooney

CANDY

candy is sweet also sour!

candy is soft 'n chewy too!

candies in a wrapper, bite size too!

candy is round, hard as well!

candy is long also short!

candy is fizzy even bitter!

candy is an oval, on a stick as well!

candies big, always small even colourful!

The Lost Vampire

Gorry vampire bared her fangs, then swooped down leaving her victim dead on the floor. All her life she had been trained to kill, but one day she felt diffrent.She felt lonely now. She met a boy James that knew she was a vampire,but adored her anyway. But when her mother tried to say vamps were not real, and anyway they were vicious. Gorry was furious! She let out her anger on killing James' mom. Gorry was suddenly ashamed when James stared to curse at her. She stabbed herself and became a misrable ghost. Three years latershe saw James!!!!!!!!!!! he brought what he thoght was Gorry's parents. since he was a ghost too her 'parents' did'nt drink his blood. Her 'parents' were acctually people who hated her parents mrs and mr Jack frost. They both carefully placed them both into eating ectoplasm acid, the acid only let them free one night of the year... so every christmas year they hunt every single person who aided or admired ...Mr and mrs Claus!!!!!!!
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Cheez Whiz newz

WARNING: This may be an offensive to Cheez Whiz lovers everywhere!
P.S. it's not our fault you get offended. We warned you.

Me: CHEEZ Whiz !
How can you eat that stuff? Are you kidding me? It's like stuffing a plastic bottle in your mouth
and chewing.

Me: Ha ha ha ha ha. Now let's hear a word from our viewers. BOB GET OVER HERE!

Bob: WHAT!!! Oh, I'm on. I'm very happy to hear you say that. One time, I left the Whiz out too long and when I went to have some, there were plastic chunks in it!

Me: Thanks for that Bob. That was, uh interesting. OK, that's the end of our show. Bye!

Writer
Reader
Inteligent
Teriffic
Energenic
Rapid at thinking
                                   By: Estel              

Different ways to eat cheese

Different ways to eat cheese

1.grilled cheese

2.on your pasta

3.in salad

4.on nachos

5.in a sandwich

6.macaroni and cheese

7.soup

8.on hotdogs

9.on bread

10.burgers

Halloween

HALLOWEEN

Horrific
Abnormal
Loud
Loco
Orange pumpkins
Weird costumes
Energetic from candy
Egg free
Nightmarish

by: Amanda

Why You Should Exersice More.

Fat Dude:Wow I just ran to the house beside me and now I'm sweating to Death!

Billy: Hmm, How About You Try `Anti Fat People Super Sweat Goo!

Fat Dude:  Hm, Okay ill try it tomorrow!

1 DAY LATER ☻

Fat Dude: Nooo! Im Still Sweating!

Billy: Maybe Your just too Fat!

This is Why you need to Exersice More! ☺

By:Kevin

Blue is...

Blue is the ocean, big crashing waves.
Blue is the sky, you wish for when in caves.

Blue is the tears, you’re crying after heartbreak.
Blue is the little chair that just won’t break.

Blue is the humid and hot pool.
Blue fits into the category of cool.

Blue is the colour of random things in your dreams.
Blue is the stitching of your t-shirts seams.

Blue is not the colour of red.
But, blue is the colour of the sheets on you bed.

Blue is the colour of my ballet leotard.
Blue can be the surface that's hard.

Blue is what you say you are when you are depressed.
Blue is the colour of paint that you just messed.

Sims 3 Review

Sims 3 is the best game you will ever play in my standards at least.
I recommend this game to kids 11&up. You can create your own perfect world. You can be a chef, athlete, doctor, millionaire and a criminal. Your can have a house, car and a pool! You could have anything you could ever dream of. Sims 1, 2 and 3 are made by a company called EA (electronic arts).They make many more awesome games. I encourage you to buy their games you will love them.



Five stars

-Lauren

Rat Attack

If I’ am still alive I’ll tell you a story!
One early morning in October I was cleaning my dad’s garage after a mud hurricane. After a little I noticed a little Iron door in the floor. I put down my my wet mop and hurried to the little door. I kneeled down and saw that the lock on the door was broken and rusty. I thought. Maybe I should quickly peek inside. Maybe I should forget about the door. But I calmly took off the the rusty old lock and opened the door. I peeked inside. There was a long narrow tunnel. Then I heard a screeching sound. Just then a pack of rat’s scrurried on me. I wok up inside a dungeon. Then a man came in and killed me.

by Valentina

Halloween

Horrific
Abnormal
Loud
Locho
Orange pumpkins
Wierd costumes
Energetic from candy
Egg free
Nightmarish