Once upon a time there was a ratbird that lived in China ,inside a garbage can. The Ratbird's name was Albert. And if you talked to him Albert would only say, "squeakle, squeakle, squee." So Albert had a problem and his problem was that after all that food he ate he got fat and it was hard for me to fly. Albert's favorite foods are sushi, cheeseburgers, fish, garbage and all kinds of food. I think Albert should go on a diet. And I think he won't agree but it's the only way. Another choice is to exercise by flying. Everyday Albert exercises and eats new diet. Now he solved his problem and now he can fly.
By Aaron
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Growing up
Growing Up
A very young mother was taking her one year old for a walk to the park in late summer. The mother took Steve out of the Stroller to get out some snacks, but as she was looking Steve started to crawl away. Steve crawled through mud. Some homeless couple went to Steve and took him to their box-house. The homeless couple decided to raise the child Steve because they would never have the chance to have their own child to love and take care of. They worked hard to find food and a soft place for Steve to sleep and sang songs also. After a year past they were trying to teach Steve to walk and run and also talk! They were very happy to take care of Steve & they got a couple of cents a day from sitting on the streets in downtown. They spent the little amount of money on cheap foods and cheap clothes from the dollar store. As Steve got to age four many other homeless where trying to steal little amounts of food from them. They deiced that it has gotten to violent for them to live, so they started to walk very far from there to find a nice a safe home and also stopped at some places to sleep along the way. Through all the amazing events that have happened in Steve's life, he always thought that those homeless people were his parents all along. The people who was raising Steve wanted to tell him that they weren’t his parents but that they found him in the park all dirty, when Steve turns 19 they will tell him and not so early because if Steve finds out to early he could run away and get lost or harmed. Every single day they were walking farther and farther to find a nice place to stay or even find a house to share with for free! As they were walking they saw a poster that said “Giving away two free rooms with no cost at all! Address: 4435 Dingiest ave.” As soon as they saw that they walked even farther to find that house address. Three days past and they finally found it. They ran up the door with great excitement and rang the door bell. They waited a couple of minutes and no answer. They deiced to leave and live their old life again because they thought someone has already gotten there before them. But as they went for the stairs the door opened up and a young man opened up and asked “Hey! Are you guys here for the free room?” The homeless couple looked at each other and said yes with big smile. The young man brought them into the house and asked them if they were hungry or if they wanted something to drink. “Sure” Said the couple. A couple minutes later he brought them up stairs and showed them to their room. One room was quite small and the second room was a little bit bigger. The owner of the house fed them food and gave them blankets. The couple and Steve were very happy of where they are living. Six days past and the owner of the house came to them and told them they had to pay $950 now to keep the rooms for 3 more months. The homeless couple looked at each other in shock. They told the man that he didn’t mention that they had to pay $950! “It said clearly on the Ad in small print at the bottom that it’s only free for a week” He added. Steve and the homeless couple started to walk to the door until the man blurted out “Unless! You would do some house work and jobs around here...” The couple took a few minutes to talk about it to each other. All they said was “Its ok, we already have a lot of stress in our life and we will just continue walking out on the streets.” Many years past and Steve is now 16. He always was thinking about getting to visit other countries before he dies from health problems or if he starves. Finally one day Steve got tired of waiting so he announced “I’m getting a Job!” “But why?” Asked the homeless couple. “I’ve always wanted to visit another country!” A couple weeks later from searching the news paper for a cheap cashier job finally paid off. He now works in a dollar store as a helper. He gets about $5.00 a month. Steve now is 19 and the homeless couple was 89 and was very scared to tell Steve about the news. Right when the couple was just about to announce the news to Steve, he just blurted out “I GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO THE PHILIPPINES!” The homeless couple both had a smile on their face. They deiced to tell him at the airport. They took a bus and when they arrived they were just about to tell Steve until a random woman walked up to Steve and said “Um, S-Steve Jod?” I said in a soft voice “How’d you know my name?” The Woman said “I’m Bethany Jod. You’re Mother.” I said in a clear voice “That’s impossible, you’re just trying to kidnap me and you have no proof.” The woman had a smile on her face and said “Pull up your sleeve and you will see my name in small letters. I put it there a month after you were born.” Steve looked very surprised “Wow! You really are my mother, but then who are you?” *Pointing at homeless couple* “We were going to tell you that we are not your real parents but that we found you in a park all mudding and I thought that your parents just let you go so we deiced to raise you or we would never get to raise a child in our life.” “Mom can we bring them home with us?” Asked Steve. “Sure because without them you would be dead by now!” A week later we have found horrible news. The homeless couple had passed away. We went to their funeral and watched them get buried. I continued to live my normal life until the next week I found a note on my fridge saying “I had many fun times with you Steve and hope that you will live long and prosper – The people who raised you”
The End.
The three little wolfs and the big bad pig Once upon a time there were three little wolfs went out to make there homes. The 1st little wolf made his house out of straw, then the big bad boar came and said “me come revenge” the wolf did not know what that meant but he knew Mr. Piggy wanted revenge, maybe because wolfs ate a little too many pigs. But before he can do something the boar started to charge at the straw house, but then the pig said “I’m suppose to blow your house down not the other way around!. Right?” Since the boar was not so smart he got in the straw house and the wolf got out then started to blow himself sky high. (Some-how?) (Then some voice (most likely the wolf’s) said “!@#$%^&*()” and the pig ignored it.) And left the house unharmed the very next day the 2nd and 3rd wolves finished their houses, when the boar came, after spending the night at the straw house slammed the door of the straw house then the house gave-away. Then the big fat boar went to the 2nd little wolf and the pig tried to take the wood house down by ramming in to it but it will not give away. Then the wolf stuck his head out of the chimney then the pig got on the roof and because the boar was SOOO FAT!!! The wooden house collapsed like a pile of matchsticks. And for some-reason the wolf flew out of the smoke pipe. Later that day the pig went to the 3rd little wolf’s brick house and the wolf was not home, but the boar did not know the house was unoccupied so he tried slamming in to it. But it didn’t misshapen. Then he put TNT on it but because he was dumb he didn’t light it. That night the little wolf came home and didn’t see the pig, and then two shooting stars came that was actually the other 2 little wolfs on fire after they fell from space and then they crashed into the TNT covered brick house then blew it up. The next morning the house was gone and there were 3 bite sized dead wolves in the place were the house was. And the pig ate the wolves. After the big fat boar ate the little wolves on a cliff a rock smashed into the boar’s skull, killing him and a wolf came and ate the big bad pig and became the big bad wolf. THE END
friendship
One day on the weekend Alex was sitting at home bored out of his mind. Then Karl came over to Alex’s house and said, “Let’s play today.” Alex said, “Ok! I’m so glad you came by.” “Come on, let’s go play soccer outside,” said Karl. They played soccer at the school field all day. Then Alex pushed Karl over by accident. Karl got so mad that his face went all red. He pushed Alex down to the ground. Then Alex walked away angry. The next day Alex was bored again. He was thinking if only he hadn’t pushed Karl over by accident Karl wouldn’t be mad at him. Alex watched T.V. and wished that Karl would come back over. Karl never showed up. That night Alex thought about what he should he do to get back his friendship with Karl. He made a plan. The next day Alex went to school and he looked for Karl. He found Karl and said, “I am sorry for pushing you. I really want to be friends again.” “That’s ok I am sorry too for pushing you back,” said Karl. “Let’s be friends.” Alex and Karl hugged and they ran off to play. By Alexander T Scott Ryan`
Alaska( True Story about cousins )
It was 1995. In Alaska there lived a father with 2 children. 6 months ago there mother died so they had no choice but to move to Alaska from Chicago. One morning in early June Jessie was waiting for Jake to come out for breakfast. She was getting annoyed. " Dad! when is Jake gonna come out for breakfast. " As soon as he's ready sweetie" answered her dad patiently. Just when Jessie could not wait any longer Jake came out for breakfast. "Finally!" said Jessie. "How long do you have to put your pants on"? she said. "About half an hour" answered Jake with a shepesh smile. Straight after breakfast they left for school. They met there friend Anton and walked on to school together. "You look a little annoyed, what happened"? asked Anton. "Jake took half and hour to put his pants on" answered Jessie. "Lets think about our plans" said Jake. Just as they came home from school and had lunch it started to rain. "O Jake!" said Jessie. "What do we do"? "Well we can always go to our rooms." Jessie went up to her room and fell fast asleep. Jake fished out a deck of cards and went to Jessie's room. They spent the rest of there evening playing cards. The next morning they woke up th sunshine and it didn't rain. They spent there day sea kayaking and eating ice cream. P.S This is a true story! Believe me.
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