A magical pig

Theres once was a cow who whent capou and a goat who can't make milk. There came a pig with

a big fat wig and said may the cow not capou and the goat may make milk.

Valentina

The Annoying Apple: Fruity Christmas

Apple: Jingle bells, Orange smells ,Kiwi laid an egg ,

Pear still stinks, Passion fruit kissed a Peach

Kiwi: Why did you invite me to the party?

Pear: You just came and joined the party

Marshmallow: I like rainbows and unicorns and puppies and kitties and rainbows!

Passion: Fruity Christmas everybody!

Orange: Apple never put me in your "songs" again

Apple: So you want to hear my other song OK. LA!!LA!!LA!!LAAAA!!!!!!!!

Orange: STOP IT!!STOP IT!!

Apple: This party is boring

Pear: So you want to do it?

Mandy: OK

Pear and Mandy: kiss kiss

Apple: EEEEEEWWWWW

Pear: Wow that was amazing!

Marshmallow: I'm delicious!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!

Passion: OK what did I miss?

Apple: You were just kissing with Pear!

Passion: EEWW!!That was my twin sister Mandy

Mandy: Hello

Ryan: Let's see Apple no. Pear no.Passion no. Kiwi no. Orange no. There we go a Marshmallow. Let's get him in my cocoa *drop*

Fruits: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Marshmallow: YAAAAYYYY!!!! I can fly! It feels like being in a tub of warm apple juice!!YAAAYYYY!!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!

Ghost Town Restaurent(script)

Cupid: Bonjour!

Goring: Houdii!

Cupid: What do you make for lunch?

Goring: Delicious ghost lunches made by me!

Cupid: Do you have cheese?

Goring: What do you mean?

Cupid: Cheese! Do you have cows cheese!

Goring: O! We have Cheese from died cows!

Cupid: Do you have regular cheese?

Goring: No, But would you like to try some cheese from died cows?

Cupid: No Way! Okay do you have milk!

Goring: No. We only have sewer milk. Want some?

Cupid: No! Okay if you give me a good regular lunch, I'll pay you twice as much. Do you have regular lunches?

Goring: No.

Cupid: KICK! KICK! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Goring: WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Faint)
Written by Valentina

A Fact

1)You are reading this comment
2)You think that is a stupid fact
4)You didnt notice that I skipped 3
5)You're checking
6)You're smiling
7)You know that all you read is true
8)You think its pretty obvious
10)You didnt know I skipped 9
11)You are checking
12)You didnt notice that there are only 10 facts

- Kevin

Green is.....

green is the colour of calm
green is your broken palm

green is the blue ocean
green is an evil potion

green is the colour of my tee
green is its seams

green is the seaweed on the oceans ground
green is the grasses mound

green is someones eye
green is cool dye

green is a friend of blue
green is stomach ache poo

green is the eyes of Abby
green is a cool Tabby

green is an hawaian skirt
green is grass after dirt

green is wonderful grass
green is the gas you pass

green is a christmas tree
green is the colour I see

green is a wonderful thing
green is the song I sing

MY POEM

Nice
Uncanny
Rare
Languid
Accurate
Nocturnal

They Are My Chaos Space Marines

Chaos space marines
They came from the very bowels of hell
Created from the four dark gods and arrive from the warp
Khorne,Nurgle,Tzeentch and Slannesh
Trained to know that they can and will terminate and overcome all
They will fight to their very last breath
They...are...my...CHAOS SPACE MARINES!
And i stand alongside them and we fear nothing...for we...ARE FEAR INCARNATE!
Come my brothers we will tear them asunder!